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Description: After the updates stopped and this humble desk accessory has simply seen one too many staplers and budget reports...

Description: George Washington Carver said "A weed is just a flower out of place." Don't judge and don't be judged for who and what you are.

Description: A fun pun on everyone's favorite Subspecies... IYKYK

Description: Whether it is the 1951 film or the 1933 novel, this image invokes the idea of mans last grasp at survival from impending doom brought by an alien world hurtling towards the only home we've known...

Description: Celebrate the "classic" b-movie starring "Jan in the Pan!"

Description: Simple logo for the Orphaned Entertainment Podcast. The movie review show that specializes in public domain films.

Description: If you drive a Subaru, you know the rule. You HAVE to try and park next to another Subaru!

Description: Nyuk-Nyuk! Give Jabberjaw some respect with this fun image!

Description: Celebrate 60 years of this groundbreaking franchise!

Description: The logo from the omnipotent computer as depicted in the 1970 film, The Forbin Project

Description: Fun take on everyone's favorite sentient pitcher of juice. This time the wall he is bursting out of is YOU!

Description: Fight the Federation with this design based on the 1978-81 BBC series.

Description: Just something to make you think twice.

Description: Sometimes it just doesn't seem worth it does it? Play on!

Description: Let the world know you are a person of integrity, and that you own at least ONE microphone

Description: Join the best exploratory vessel in the Planetary Union!

Description: "Why? Why? Why?" is often the question. Wear a shirt that gives the perfect answer!

Description: Let your friends, old and new, know where you like to grab a "bite"! (Bring money for the jukebox!)

Description: Physical media, my friends. Accept no substitutes!

Description: Daa-dum... Daa-dum... Just when you thought it was safe to stop buying t-shirts...

Description: If you are brave enough to get back into the water, make sure you can swim really FAST!

Description: We made this choice over 200 years ago. We aren't going back!

Description: Diversity and inclusion. The hallmark of good sci-fi encapsulated into one design!

Description: Show that you support and defend the rights, love and life of the LGBTQ+ community

Description: Time Shifters and Orphaned Entertainment

Description: Bursting out of Swan Records, baby...

Description: Eagle spacecraft in over the moon zooming out of moon base logo

Description: Spread joy and share a hug!

Description: Get groovy with this design based on the 70's TV show. "One black, one white, one blonde" Solid!

Description: Jinkies! This design has been invaded by a kooky alien!

Description: Come to the party with a friendly little spook!

Description: 'Tis the season to be spooky, Bwahahaha, aha, ha, ha!

Description: Did it exist? No! But why should that stop you from enjoying a memory from your childhood, even if it is false?

Description: Show your pride and tell the world that no matter where you fit on the rainbow, you are 100% human!

Description: Whether you are hunting for treasure or just doing your own truffle shuffle, do it in style!